Вагиф Абилов (object) wrote,
Вагиф Абилов
object

Неплохие выдержки попадаются

http://www.getamused.com/jokes/0281280.html

"[T]he money will not be going directly into the prostitutes' pocket, but will be used to encourage them to lead a better life. We will be training them for new positions in hotels."
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"We apologise for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a defective in the police force.' This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is a detective in the police farce."
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"Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket."
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