Now the bartender is extremely curious about this odd sight, so he asks the man, "Where the hell'd ya get that?" The man responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish," she says. The bartender without even hesitating says: "I want a million bucks." So the genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke. A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, Johnny Foxes is filled with ducks.
The bartender turns to the man and says: "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS." To this the man responded: "No kidding! Do you really think that I would have ever wished for a TWELVE INCH PIANIST?!!"